2016-03-19 18:53
Hi-Tech FindingsAfter digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors alre… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
A cause for insanityA teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and pushing the boots just didn't… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
A new miracle doctor was in town.He could cure anything and anybody, andeveryonewas amazed with what he can do. Everyone exceptfor Mr. Smith, the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this 'mir… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
A patron stopped into a restaurant for lunch one day. Helooked over the menu, decided on a bacon-lettuce-tomatosandwich and some split-pea soup. Yes,some nice hot split-pea soup would be par… Read More
2005-07-06 21:38
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.A lady here died this past January, and Citibank billed her forFebruary and March for their service charges on her credit card,and then ad… Read More
2005-07-06 21:35
Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outsidea nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and oneof the old grandmas says, "We bet we can tell how old you are."The old man sa… Read More
2005-07-06 21:34
"Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo, your country house caretaker.""Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?""Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your pa… Read More
2005-07-06 21:33
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated.""What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement."It's something I've been thinking about for a longtime and I want to have it done" replies Stev… Read More
2005-07-06 21:30
The butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on thedoor. "Please let me in," says the man. "I forgot to buy aturkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come homewith one. We have some g… Read More
2005-07-06 21:29
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I havea problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know howto say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired."They sa… Read More
2005-07-06 21:08
This is a true storyAn elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, uponreturning to her car, found four males in the act ofleaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags and drew her… Read More
2005-07-06 21:02
JACK AND JILL Went up the hillTo have a little fun.Stupid Jill forgot the pillAnd now they have a son.MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMBHer father shot it dead.Now it goes to school with her,Between two… Read More
2005-07-06 18:19
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escapekeys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middleof the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the ProgramManage… Read More
2005-07-06 16:11
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key"to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking wherethe "Any" key is.2.. AST technical support had a caller complaini… Read More
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