Compiling a list of Probable and improbable events is like eating a coconut cream pie through a straw (don't ask). Pretty fun, but you're bound to get stuck in the process. However, looking at what the astrological year
Lions have always been associated with manliness, but this is a little over the top. holds in store for us
How safe would you feel knowing you're wearing a Scorpio condom? Doesn't that needle...oh, forget we asked., our team of specialists and highly-skilled statisticians MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory has come up with the following list:
- The Code of Hammurabi is re-enacted, following the failure of the current law system
- Tom Cruise repents for his heresy
- A boost in the lawnmower manufacture saves the world economy
- The Sicilian Mafia rises to power once again
- Animals revolt after reading Orwell's Animal Farm and overthrow humans
- Jesus Christ relocates from Birmingham, Ala. to Birmingham, UK and runs for Prime Minister in the 2010 general elections
- A vampire invasion occurs
- Prices for electronic devices dramatically decrease
- Following Obama's similar success, Pete Doherty wins the Nobel Peace Prize
- Hamilton Island miserably fails to become a popular tourist attraction
