Today's Guest: Bill Scheft, comedy writer, "The Late Show with David Letterman," novelist, Everything Hurts, Shrink Thyself Order 'Everything Hurts' by Bill Scheft, available from Amazon.com by clicking on the book cover above! Here are my Top Ten reasons for inviting Bill Scheft to be a guest on Mr. Media Radio: 10. Used to write for ESPN The Magazine and left it off the flap of his new book. 9. Wrote a new book, Everything Hurts, which reminds me of that old joke where the guy says to his doctor, “Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I do this!” And the doctor says… oh, wait, you’ve heard this one already? 8. Got Larry David to write a blurb for his book jacket. BILL SCHEFT podcast excerpt: "As much as Larry David tries to distance himself from the character he plays on screen, he will never succeed in convincing people that that is some different guy." 7. Makes his living writing for “The Late Show with David Letterman,” which gives me the opportunity to write my own hackneyed Top 10 list. 6. Got to keep his staff job on the show despite extorting $50,000 from Paul Shaffer for a tell-all book he proposed calling, “We'll Be Here For the Rest of Our Lives: A Swingin' Show-biz Saga”—only to find Paul already