Right out of the starting blocks: Sarah catches Eric breaking the Ninth Commandment in an effort to keep from breaking the Seventh Commandment. #DAYS

Kristen threatens Xander. I'm pretty sure Xander can take her. Unless, of course she pulls the same move on him that Gabi pulled when she took the briefcase. One more kick like that and Xander will be singing soprano in the Vienna Boys Choir. #DAYS

Brady: "Susan has severe memory loss because she was tugging at my towel earlier." Will: "You weren't wearing a towel. She was tugging at something else down there." #DAYS