Have you had those times when a customer made you so pissed? Anyway, I work on a low-paying dead-end job as a produce or sometimes grocery stocker. Customer service is also a part of the job. And goddamn do they take advantage of this sometimes unintentionally and MOST OF THE TIME, intentionally. There are diffrent categories for this customers and here is the list.

These customers comes to produce market for only one reason: to find fresh fruits and vegetables. But their standard is very very high, in fact sometimes I wonder why dont they just go to the farm and pick their own fruits and vegetable? These people torment you in three possible ways. One, they dig through the display and leave it with a hole in the middle or the side which you are entitled to arrange back after. Then they will move on to their next target. Two, this people, after digging through the display and apparently hadn't find their golden freshest of the fresh quality produce, will ask you if there are anymore on the back. Three, after digging through the display and asking you to get their precious fresh produce from the back (storage cooler), they would change their mind and not take anything at all.

"How much is this?" a customer asked me. "$1.99/lb, (stupid ass fck!)". Ok it's annoying just by thinking about it. Customers are supposed to be treated fairly. But why do i have to whispher profanity? Well the price tag is right in front of their face! Basically this blind customers are not really blind. They have the gift of vision and they would use it to torment us. In fact, their behavior is an insult to the blind people. Its been said that there are no stupid questions, well yeah but there are stupid people.

In our Store, the boss tries to get the prices in a fair range. While some people are amazed by the sale prices, some do nothing but complain about it. This people come to the store and looks at a product and exclaims the most scariest of all, or so they think. "THE PRICES HERE ARE NOT AS GOOD AS THE OTHER STORE, MIGHT AS WELL GO THERE" when they say it, they time it perfectly when one of the workers can hear them. Minutes later, theyre still at the store, enjoying shopping. Sometimes, when they're remarks are ignored they would come at you directly asking about the apparently higher price than those other store. I always say the truth: I dont control the price. They would then threaten me that they will not shop here anymore. They would leave hoping that the price will go down that way. It would be better if they really leave for good, however, these people shop here everyday.

This is one of the most annoying customers of all. Every hour, these kind of people will piss you off. Basically, these types of customers love Plastic Bags. They love it, they grab plenty of it, they keep it in their pocket and they spread it around the store. They would put numerous plastic bags on the display or on the ground hoping that we would like them too. We hate plastic bags, specially when they leave it at the display or on the ground. We express our hate for plastic bags by throwing it away, ripping them apart or blowing them to pieces.

Well there they are. I hope your not one of them because if you are..... ... ...

See you soon for my next article: What we do against these kind of customers