Cool instagram bios list
01 Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
02 Is everything expensive or am i just poor.
03 When nothing seems right….go left!.
04 Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.
05 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
06 I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like damn they’re still together?
07 You’re doing it wrong.
08 Stop being in the Rat Race and start living your life.
09 What do you think of the view?
10 I’ve realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn’t all we need—love is all there is.
11 REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. UNLESS YOU SUCK. – JOSS WHEDON.
12 Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
13 Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
14 So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
15 People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch ups and I am still figuring out a way to wake up before 10 am.
16 I think you are lacking vitamin me.
17 Silent people have the loudest minds.
18 CHALLENGES ARE WHAT MAKE LIFE INTERESTING AND OVERCOMING THEM IS WHAT MAKES LIFE MEANINGFUL. – JOSHUA J. MARINE.
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20 Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
21 I wanna be different just like everyone else.
22 YOU WOULDN’T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK OF YOU IF YOU REALIZED HOW SELDOM THEY DO. —ELEANOR ROOSEVELT.
23 THE BEST TIME TO PLANT A TREE WAS 20 YEARS AGO. THE SECOND BEST TIME IS NOW. – CHINESE PROVERB.
24 Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
25 Since light travels faster than sound, i appear bright until you hear me speak.
26 Beer junkie. Writer. Incurable web fan. Hardcore alcohol trailblazer. Amateur internet ninja.
27 Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
28 You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
29 It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.
30 Making History.
31 Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
32 When you fall for someone’s personality, almost everything about them becomes handsome and beautiful.
33 EVERYTHING HAS BEAUTY, BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN SEE. – CONFUCIUS.
34 A Nomad in search for the perfect burger. Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me.
35 WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF ME? I AM WHO I AM. AND WHO I WANNA BE. —AVRIL LAVIGNE.
36 3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.
37 Introvert. Creator. Coffee nerd. Infuriatingly humble beer aficionado. Organizer.
38 Life is too short to update instagram bio.
39 A human. Being.
40 Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my instagram bio….
41 Web buff. Devoted tv expert. Entrepreneur. Travel fanatic.
42 Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them.
43 YOU TAKE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR OWN HANDS, AND WHAT HAPPENS? A TERRIBLE THING, NO ONE TO BLAME. – ERICA JONG.
44 There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
45 Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
46 Relationships these days start by pressing like on her photo.
47 I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock.
48 Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
49 The best of me is yet to come.
50 They say money doesn’t bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
51 LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHILE YOU’RE BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS. – JOHN LENNON.
52 My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
53 Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass … it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
54 I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
55 Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
56 The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.
57 A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.
58 Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
59 Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
60 THERE CAME A TIME WHEN THE RISK TO REMAIN TIGHT IN THE BUD WAS MORE PAINFUL THAN THE RISK IT TOOK TO BLOSSOM. – ANAÏS NIN.
61 GO CONFIDENTLY IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR DREAMS AND LIVE THE LIFE YOU HAVE IMAGINED. —HENRY DAVID THOREAU.
62 Living vicariously through myself.
63 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
64 That moment when you realize your childhood is over.
65 A Caffeine dependent life-form.
66 Spreading smiles like they’re herpes.
67 EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF FEAR. – GEORGE ADDAIR.
68 You’re a 10, on the pH scale… Cuz you’re basic.
69 The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.
70 WHAT COULD WE ACCOMPLISH IF WE KNEW WE COULD NOT FAIL? —ELEANOR ROOSEVELT.
71 I WOULD RATHER DIE OF PASSION THAN OF BOREDOM. – VINCENT VAN GOGH.
72 When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
73 WHETHER YOU THINK YOU CAN OR YOU THINK YOU CAN’T, YOU’RE RIGHT. – HENRY FORD.
74 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
75 I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.
76 WE CAN EASILY FORGIVE A CHILD WHO IS AFRAID OF THE DARK; THE REAL TRAGEDY OF LIFE IS WHEN MEN ARE AFRAID OF THE LIGHT. – PLATO.
77 Before you, I never believed in forever. Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you.
78 Devoted reader. Hardcore alcoholaholic. Evil thinker. Explorer. Passionate student.
79 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
80 ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU ARE BRAVER THAN YOU BELIEVE, STRONGER THAN YOU SEEM, AND SMARTER THAN YOU THINK. —CHRISTOPHER ROBIN.
81 Its not me….after Monday, Tuesday even calender says W,T,F….
82 I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
83 Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays.
84 Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
85 Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
86 I didn’t find out what happiness means until I got married… and then it was too late.
87 I am so poor,i cant even pay attention.
88 IF YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO TURN OUT WELL, SPEND TWICE AS MUCH TIME WITH THEM, AND HALF AS MUCH MONEY. – ABIGAIL VAN BUREN.
89 I will win, not immediately but definitely.
90 Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.
91 No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
92 I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
93 A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
94 Some days start better than others.
95 I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
96 WINNING ISN’T EVERYTHING, BUT WANTING TO WIN IS. – VINCE LOMBARDI.
97 Without you in my life, I would be incomplete. I pray that I should never know such pain.
98 Can anything be more valuable than our love? Since you are with me, my only measurement is in
Funny instagram bios list
1. I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
2. I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.
3. “Ladies first” was probably invented by a dude who enjoyed admiring women from behind.
4. So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside. Instead of apps and how many likes you can get on a selfie.
5. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
6. My goal in life isn’t to become famous or powerful…it’s to make enough money to eat whatever I want.
7. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
8. I’m slowly becoming more unable to fit my hand into a pringles can… is this what growing up feels like?
9. Sometimes I forget how I did things without a smart phone like get directions, find recipes or have insomnia.
10. Nothing like trying to study to make you realize how cool the ceiling looks.
11. I don’t know what’s worse – getting in the shower or getting out?
12. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
13. That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don’t want to get involved.
14. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
15. Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed?
16. Diets are hard because I get hungry.
17. You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
18. You’re lucky that I’m so terrified of prison.
19. It’s hard to tell if I’m dealing really well with life these days or if I just don’t give a shit.
20. I trust a lot of people not to kill me every day.
21. I’m pretty sure my dogs only sit in the window and watch me leave so they know when it is safe to sit on the couch.
22. Some people should just give up at engineering or medical. Like I have!
23. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
24. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
25. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
26. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
27. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
28. God is really creative, I mean…just look at me
29. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
30. I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
31. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
32. God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
33. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
34. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
35. Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
36. That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
37. If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
38. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
39. I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
40. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
41. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
42. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
43. We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
44. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
45. life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
46. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
47. I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
48. Car headlights should flash at the same time the horn is pressed to alert people with hearing difficulties.
49. 500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
50. When two people are arguing and one person says “You know what…” , that argument is about to get awesome!
51. We all know that one dude who’s existence just pisses us off.
52. My heart says hamburger but my jeans say salad.
53. There is no “i” in team…there is however an “i” in ‘win’, ‘achievement’, ‘prevail’, ‘triumph’, ‘first place’, ‘gold medalist’ and ‘champion’.
54. You don’t kill time, times kills you.
55. Asking if I’m hungry is like asking if I want money. The answer is always YES.
56. Life is short. Buy the damn shoes.
57. You live with what you tolerate.
58. True friends are those who have nice things to say about you behind your back.
59. Just because I find you attractive doesn’t mean I like you. You’re appealing to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It is not that deep.
60. I’m actually the meanest person when I’m stressed. I would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise.
61. “F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
62. Hang on, let me overthink this.
63. I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
64. 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.
65. There’s no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.
66. Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems. Look for someone who won’t let you face them alone.
67. If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
68. My boyfriend asked me for anal so I colour coordinated his sock drawer. I know what men want.
69. Some days you can’t play the music loud enough.
Creative instagram bios list
1. To express not to impress.
2. Really creative, I mean, just look at me.
3. Every breakup is an opportunity to do it the next time.
4. I forgive but I never forget.
5. Can’t use up creativity the more you use, the more you have
6. Strong people don’t put othersdown, they lift them up.
7. Creative isn’t the way I think, it’s the way I like to live.
8. Imagination is more important than knowledge.
9. The world is beautiful but not sayable. That’s why we need art.
10. Impossible only means that you haven’t found the solution yet.
11. Change is hard at first, Messy in the middle and gorgeous at the end.
12. Creative activity could be described as the type of learning process where teacher and pupil are located in the same individual.
13. Laziness fuels more laziness. Activity fuels more activity.
14. Politics is activity in relation to power.
15. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
16. You can always do more than you think you can.
17. A sale is not something you persue; it’s what happens to you while you are immersed in serving your customer.
18. Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.
19. Tough times never last, tough people do.
20. We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
21. Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.
22. Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
23. Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you’re alive.
24. The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.
25. When nothing goes right go left
26. Laugh as much as you breathe and love as much as you live.
27. I can’t, but together we can.
28. Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed!!
29. If practice makes a man perfect then what perfect practice makes a man?
30. Sometimes I just smile to cover up the pain. Sometimes I just laugh to cover up the hurt. But whether I smile or laugh, I can never hide what I really feel.
31. When you know it’s real when you know it’s right, don’t let anything stand in your way.
32. To make someone happy, give them three things: Attention, Affection and Appreciation.
33. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
34. Think positive, encouraging, uplifting thoughts, and the negative will soon disappear.
35. To live a creative life we must loose our fear of being wrong..
36. Always have a smile on your face. Never give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you down.
37. A broken heart is good for a successful career.
38. When writing the story of your life, don’t let anyone else hold the pen.
39. One of the simplest ways to stay happy is … letting go of the things that makes you sad.
40. If you are still looking for a happy ending I suggest you start searching for a new beginning.
41. One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody every night before you go to bed.
42. Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.
43. Never get tired of doing little things for others sometimes those little things occup the biggest part of their hearts!!
44. My heart is not a playground, go play somewhere else.
45. Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
46. In women everything is heart, even the head.
47. Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, just live your life & make the best of it.
48. Creativity is just commenting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn’t really do it, they just saw something. it seemed obvious to them after a while.
49. You can live without a person who says you are fine. But you can’t live without person who says I’m yours.
50. I speak two languages, Body and English.
51. Nobody wants to hear this but sometimes the person you want most is the person you are best without.
52. I wish I was as smart as I think I am.
53. Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were… before you got there.
54. If the last page of your notebook is blank, you surely lack creativity.
55. Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood. That’s it.
56. Freedom is not a license to do everything.
57. Sometimes problems don’t require a solution to solve them; instead they require maturity to outgrow them.
58. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, bot by the desire to beat others.
59. I remember everything I choose to forget.
60. Be careful when you tell someone what bothers you…they will eventually use it against you.
61. A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium.
62. Sorry, I don’t have time to hate you as much as you hate me b’coz I’m busy Loving the people that love me.
63. Everyday is not the same then how can you expect everyone to be the same everyday.
64. At last! I finally found the perfect girl.
65. How will you know if it’s the right decision if you never make it.
66. Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, Fashion has to do with idea the way we live, what is happening.
67. Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
68. Being creative is not a hobby it is a way of life…
69. Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.
70. You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.
71. To live a creative life we must loose our fear of being wrong..
72. If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart because hearts can break but circles go on.
73. The bad news is nothing is permanent ….and…. the good news is nothing is permanent.
74. You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
75. Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
76. Life is a great big canvas, throw all the pain you can on it.
77. The Cutest Proposal of the world from a cute girl to a boy… Girl: Hey, I have lost my Surname. Can I use yours?
78. Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make.
79. I have no special talent. I am only passionatelycurious…
80. God is pretty creative. I mean look at me.
81. Creativity is contagious passion.
82. Creative minds are rarely tidy.
83. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes design is knowing which ones to keep.
84. Creativity is intelligence having fun.
85. A promise means everything but ones it is broken, sorry means nothing.
86. What would you do if money was no object?
87. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve not by the desire to beat others.
88. Work hard dream big.
89. Great things come to those who don’t wait.
90. Behind every great man is a women rolling her eyes.
91. When you feel like quitting think about why you started.
Swag instagram bios list
1. Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts.
2. It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
3. The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.
4. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
5. Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.
6. It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.
7. The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
8. Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.
9. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
10. I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure try to please everybody all the time.
11. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
12. Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.
13. Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.
14. Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping
15. The way get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
16. The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
17. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
18. Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again.
19. Success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time.
20. Victory is sweetest when you’ve known defeat.
21. Welcome every morning with a smile. Look on the new day as another special gift from your Creator, another golden opportunity.
22. Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude.
23. Though no one can go back and make a brand-new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand-new ending.
24. Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else.
25. Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.
26. Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.
27. Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
28. I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
29. There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
30. All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination.
31. The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.
32. The power of imagination makes us infinite.
33. Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
34. I believe that if one always looked at the skies, one would end up with wings.
35. Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
36. The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
37. Letting go means to come to the realization that some people are a part of your history, but not a part of your destiny.
38. Have no fear of perfection you’ll never reach it.
39. Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
40. Action is the foundational key to all success.
41. I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure which is try to please everybody.
42. You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.
43. If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
44. The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible.
45. Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
46. Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
47. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.
48. Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier; wish you were better.
49. Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.
50. Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion.
best boy and girl instagram bios list
1. Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.
2. I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
3. Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you.
4. Don’t hate me, just get to know me first.
5. One day you’ll realize, all the love that I gave to you is now being given to someone else.
6. A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
7. People with status don’t need status.
8. If a girl is shopping she’s trendy, if boy is shopping he’s wasting money.
9. Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.
10. Always trying to cool my-self.
11. Best line which help you save money when going on restaurants with your girlfriend – So what’s you eat Fatty?
12. Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
13. I forgive but I never forget.
14. Guys: When she’s not yours, you’ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
15. Girls don’t need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
16. Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
17. Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthdays.
18. I Was Born Intelligent But Girls Ruined Me.
19. A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.
20. When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
21. I am single, because I haven’t found someone who deserves me.
22. Boys are great, every girl should have one.
23. Girl’s biggest lie: I’m OK.
24. I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I’m still single.
25. Hate girls except the girl reading this.
26. Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly.
27. A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
28. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
29. When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you. No excuses.
30. My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two Girlfriends.
31. Silence is the best response to a fool.
32. When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to. But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
33. Hey Girls, I’m Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
34. Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
35. Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend – ‘You Are Right’.
36. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
37. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
38. Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
39. Latest research: ‘Boys always remain faithful to girlfriend.’ But Which Girlfriend? That is still a topic of research.
40. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
41. The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time.
42. Ladies: A real man won’t send you mixed signals, because a real man knows what he wants.
43. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
44. Never underestimate the power of a woman.
45. Dear girls, don’t flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, not a wedding proposal.
46. Don’t judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is really rocking.
47. Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
48. You’ll never loose women by chasing money. But you’ll lose money by chasing women.
49. I know I’m awesome so I don’t care about your opinion.
50. When guys get jealous, it’s actually kind a cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.
51. Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
52. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight.
53. Is that your ex? No, that’s the biggest mistake of my life.
54. It’s funny how girls run from the guy who try to make them happy, and fight for the ones that make them cry.
55. I will win not immediately, but definitely.
56. When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single’s.
57. My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for her-self.
58. If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
59. Today I came across a book that said: ‘All the things men know about woman’, it was blank inside.
60. Don’t take too much time to text her back. It makes her feel you’re talking to someone more important than her.
61. I’m cool but summer made me hot.
62. Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.
63. Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
64. Please don’t get confused between my attitude & personality.
65. Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
66. Words that spoiled many boys’ life, ‘Dude she’s looking at you.’
67. My Life My Rules.
68. it’s Very easy to sacrifice for a girl, but it’s difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing.
69. Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear ‘Here’s my Wallet’.
70. My attitude based on how you treat me.
71. I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘To do list’.
72. If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: ‘GIRL’.
73. Smartness is a perfect beauty.
74. A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
75. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
76. It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.
77. I would love to see the ‘pretty girls’ in my school remove their makeup.
78. When girls get jealous, it’s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
79. Any woman can drive you crazy when you’re with her. Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.
80. If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; if you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
81. Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
82. When girls get jealous, it’s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
83. I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
84. 3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.
85. Girls have a superpower to call the same guy boyfriend, best friend and brother if it is required.
86. Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
87. Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
88. Tum itna jo mushkura rahi ho sach mein pyar hai ya Tuchiya bana rahi ho.
89. I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
90. A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
91. Ladkiya university se “Degree” ke saath “Bhabhi” ka khitab bhi le kar nikalti hain.
92. It’s not my attitude, it’s my style.
93. Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that’s when you should be worried.
94. Ladies, when you’ve got a King don’t reshuffle the pack because you might end up with a joker.
95. I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
96. Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful.
97. Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
98. Boys lie more, but girls lie better.
99. A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare. It all depends on how you treat her.
100. Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
Best instagram Bios list
1. Don’t trust too much, don’t love too much, don’t care too much because that too much will hurt you so much!
2. Every love story is beautiful, but out is my favorite.
3. I am ME and I won’t change for anyone.
4. I feel very confident that we will make it through. Though we fight a lot I know that we will be together.
5. Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
6. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
7. Silence and smile are the powerful tools, smile solves all your problems, silence keeps all your problems at bay.
8. Good things come to those who wait.
9. If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.
10. Don’t judge my past. Look at my present I am sure my future is really rocking.
11. I want to live life in my own way, it’s my life. Mind it.
12. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
13. Short and meaningful lines, an eye with dust and a heart with trust always cries.
14. A meaningful silence is always better than a meaningless word.
15. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will give it back.
16. Personality begins where comparison ends.
17. Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.
18. Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
19. Remember to smile.
20. Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, it kills them.
21. Don’t give people so much power over you that their silence leaves you questioning your worth.
22. A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.
23. I am a good enough person to forgive you. But not stupid enough to trust you again.
24. A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men.
25. Life taught me a lot of lessons but I bunked those classes too.
26. You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.
27. I can and I will.
28. True life is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
29. Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
30. We are together I am happy. We should always stay together
31. Believing in yourself is the first secret to success.
32. I’m not lazy I’m just on my energy saving mode.
33. Some people are going to leave, but that’s not the end of your story. That’s the end of their part in your story.
34. Believe in yourself and you will be unstoppable.
35. work hard, dream big.
36. I love you for all that you are all that you have been and all you’re yet to be.
37. Of course I talk to myself, sometime I need expert advice!
38. Be your own kid of beautiful.
39. Where words fail music speaks.
40. When you start each day with a grateful heart, light illuminates from within.
41. You don’t have the key to my heart. Because you are the key to my heart. I love you.
42. Beauty attracts the eye but personality captures the heart.
43. If you are bad I am your dad.
44. You still make me smile. Even if you’re the reason why I’m sad.
45. Best friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.
46. Best friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.
47. I choose to make the rest of my life the best of my life.
48. Don’t be a slave in heaven. Be a kind of hell.
49. We are the best friends forever.
50. Follow your heart but don’t be stupid.
51. You should never sacrifice, your family – your heart – your dignity.
52. You just can’t please everybody.
53. I am not alone, because loneliness is always with me.
54. The fear of love is the healthiest fear that afflicts my heart.
55. Love stretches your heart and makes you big inside.
56. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
57. Life is not always perfect, but it’s always what you make it. So, make it count, make it memorable, and never let anyone steal your happiness.
58. The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others.
59. Relationship status, sleeping in my bed diagonally.
60. Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.
61. A sense of humor makes a man handsome.
62. When you start each day with a grateful heart, light illuminates from within.
63. Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
64. I think I’m afraid to be happy because whenever I do get happy something bad always happens.
65. I really believe that everyone has a talent, ability, or skill that he can mine to support himself and to succeed in life.
66. Your friendship is a gift, I enjoy opening every day.
67. I believe in love at first sight, because I love my mom since I opened my eye.
68. Your attitude like a honey for bees. All what I think is what I attract.
69. You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you!
70. Only you can make me happy when I’m sad.
71. You asked me what was wrong and I smiled and said. Nothing, then I turned around and whispered everything.
72. Don’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you.
73. I’m not lazy I’m just on my energy saving mode.
74. I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
75. You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same.
76. In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.
77. Why a daughter loves her father more. Because she knows he is the only man who can never hurt her.
78. When I was born devil said oh shit! competition
79. No status :p because too many people nazar lag gaingi
80. I always thought air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
81. The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most of every day.
82. Loving you is one of the best decisions of my life. I love you
83. Don’t be the same, be better.
84. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall. I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.
85. You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough.
86. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
87. Always stay cool!
88. I’m cool, but summer made me hot!
89. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
90. There’s nobody in the world that knows me better than my sister.
91. Loneliness is my good friends!
92. Human’s life is a gift from God. Don’t waste your life.
93. Life is too short to waste on hating other people.
94. I didn’t lose my mind, I just sold it online!
95. I hate the fact that some people get judged for being real while some are getting loved for being fake.
96. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
97. Successful people keep moving on they make mistakes, but they don’t quit.
98. I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.
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