By: REALSPORTS
SportParody Staff Writer

Watch out, college football, there’s a new USC in town.

Following a near-unanimous sweep of the preseason AP Poll released Saturday (article here), USC head coach Pete Carroll made a startling announcement: “We’re going to send two USC teams to the Rose Bowl this year”.

With USC returning Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinert, do-it-all running back Reggie Bush, and most everyone of significance from last year’s dominating team, every major sports publication has already penciled in USC as virtually assured of an unprecedented third straight national championship.

Seeking a greater challenge, Carroll has announced that USC’s backups will form their own team, to showcase USC’s complete dominance. “I kept reading how our backups would be good enough to start on other teams”, said Carroll. “So a lightbulb went off in my head - Why not just form another team with our backups? We’re so good that our backup squad can go undefeated also... especially in the Pac-10.”

Rival Pac-10 coaches were dismayed at Carroll’s announcement. “It already is tough on our kids to have to lose once to USC every year,” said Karl Dorrell, Head Coach of cross-town rival UCLA. “But now twice?? Looks like another year of playing in the Las Vegas bowl.”


The only good news for USC's opponents is they get to see more of the USC Cheerleaders