Here is the deal.  There is a Major golf championship going on.  I am writing one sentence per hook as I don’t feel like talking with you today, there may or may not be prizes, and I am signed off before we even get close to the only par 5’s on the course…which are the last two holes.  Jersey is weird.

1.  Greetings and salutation, people.  Welcome aboard (the boat).  For you newbies (which it appears there are many from my stats), I will write serious stuff during the week but not today.
2. Not sure about anyone else, but hope Woody Paige and Jason Bourne end up in the same stairwell very, very soon.  
3. I will give a full review, but will let everyone know when to check out due to spoilers.
4. I am such a nice guy.
5. Since Jason Day is wearing the same shirt as last year, I would LOVE to know how many people watched yesterday and thought it was this year and not a rain delay.
6. A guy skydived without a parachute…into a net…put that my list of things I would do if I found out I was dying soon.
7. Got a weird feeling about stuff, so just saying I am writing every single blog here out pretending it is my last blog. What would you put on your tombstone?
8. Just joking about what to put on my tombstone…you know what I want on it…opening line from Rounders.  
9. Casey could have won $10 off that tidbit…but, he doesn’t read this.  Hey, there is a pic with Maggie.  
10. They are on hole 13 so you know when I will stop writing.
11. Bell suspended.  AP has a hamstring problem. I am writing more than one sentence on this one.  I HATE picking anyone from the Steelers on my team as I hate rooting for a draw play at 3rd and 9, but might have to pick up Brown or Raper this year.  They DO have an offense.  Dammit.
12. They just happened to morph into one of the best offenses we have seen in recent years.
13. Seriously, Woody Paige…you can kiss my ass…when I become famous, you are the first person I am picking on.
14. And I will have my 15 minutes of fame, whether that is for good or bad…  
15. When people ask me where I grew up, I say near Vineland (because that is the closest movie theater and mall), but I found it funny when the PGA was showing the Jersey radar, they had Vineland only represented in this big, large, southwest part of Jersey.
16. I feel like Real Madrid and Chelsea have played way too often in the last three years.
17. The Nats got Melancon from Pittsburgh, and that is great, but pretty sure they wanted Andrew Miller.
18. When I end up with Boldin as my fifth WR in fantasy for the 18th straight year, I will at least feel better that he didn’t ask for #81 out of respect.  
19. Hey, everyone, Zika is in FL…yay.
20. I really have no fear of any disease, because I firmly believe I will die running off a large cliff being chased by killer bees after I left my house because I was out of cheese.  
21. I was at a wedding reception with a bar with no one tending…and just felt right to interject myself.  
22. I was one of the best bartenders ever.
23. In my daily Bryan Szab update, he still owes me $40  
25. Pretty stellar venue for a couple trying to get married on the beach in Cancun but then someone had an incident.  
26. I still think “Hospital in Mexico” would be a great band name.
27. Yes, it is true that watching the Bourne movie for the second time won over the first 7 holes of the PGA Championship.
28. Another day, and another trade with the Padres…Matt Kemp this time.  I assume they are somehow on the Cubs or Astros rebuilding plan.
29. Damn, he is going to be a great trivia question someday.  
30. Jimmy Walker doesn’t even look nervous.
31. Jimmy is on 15…meaning I have about 30 minutes to finish this.
32. The Dominant 8 rowing team from SI this month might be the ugliest group of women I have ever seen…sorry.  Sorry, ladies.  
33. If you haven’t caught the Real Sports about the IOC, I knew most of the stuff, but not all, and it makes me absolutely hate the Olympics.
34. Not hate, but just a different paradigm.
35. Joseph, don’t read about the hot air balloon story in Texas.
36. I have dreams, and this is now one of them…just wondering whether I can send the pizza to my created pizza stomach and the rest of the stuff ot my normal stomach.  
37. People, I HAVE created a “pizza stomach” and that is not a joke.
38. I think “Draymond Green apologizes for penis picture” is EASILY my favorite headline of the week.
39. Thanks, Lee H. for offering to come over last night…trooper.  I am an idiot.  
40. On the right, and wow, CO is so freaking awesome.
41. I am wondering why I am less than 30 days from visiting C-Ville and Brian Roy is not more curious about my logistics.  
42. On the right.  President of Sigma Pi when I was there.
43. Ok.  I am not writing a full review on Jason Bourne, but I have seen it twice now, and here are my random thoughts.  Go online and read professional reviews.
44. Tom Hanks is finally doing another Dan Brown movie, and also what looks like Flight 2…and both look good.
45. Ben Affleck is in The Accountant and I will pay the money to watch.
46. Is The Split just Kiss The Girls #2?  Creepy.
47. The line is technically “IT ALL ends tonight.”
48. The below is not edited at all.  Sorry.  I wanted to get offline.
49. Greengrass is know for his camera, but he should invest in a tripod for the non action scenes.
50. If Bourne is remembering more stuff, shouldn’t he be more emotional?
51. Tommy Lee Jones makes it worth seeing the movie alone.  He replaced “I don’t care” from Fugitive with “How’s that working out for you?” in new Bourne.
52. If you don’t fall out of your seat when Bourne simply opens the beat up Charger, then you are better than me.
53. I would have thought that would need the special PD or FD wrench thing.
54. Jimmy Walker is going to win this thing…amazing.
55. I get why we had the Black Swan guy in the movie, but really wasn’t making me believe Bourne couldn’t kill him.
56. You would have benefited with bringing more assets into the fold, movie makers.
57. I should have been brought into this movie making project as…an expert.
58. The very, very, final scene made me love the movie.
59. Do not go into movie expecting more…just expect the usual.
60. Hey…some down time with no action…is ok.
61. Julia Stiles and Bourne might be the greatest love affair that never happened…ever.
62. We need another Bourne because this Heather Lee and him have to hook up.
63. It is clocking in at 56% on Rotten.
64. I have to wait until next weekend to see this thing with Lindsey…hope she neglects my blog as she usually does…because I am spoiling stuff.
65. I get reacting to your father, but not sure how Bourne leaves someone alone with dumbbells and doesn’t expect to get hit, AND just gets up after getting hit by it.
66. It is badass, but not buying you can take both hands off asset, flip him, and choke him.
67. There were too many texts in the movie with too many different phones.
68. There were too many channels on the ear pieces during key action scene.
69. I don’t like Bourne needing that much help in winning.
70. I am not buying that Heather Lee reads one file, likes Bourne, and ruins her dreams at being big time.
71. How can Jason Bourne walk around a DC Park with no one looking for him?
72. How does he get OUT of the U.S.?
73. Cheesy, but I would have liked if the Deep Dream guy acknowledges that SOMEONE saved him.
74. Please let me know when Bourne gets shot and that is simply a grazing shot.
75. Don’t play the final song like it is back to old times…find a new one.
76. Greengrass didn’t know there would be a drive through death before writing the Vegas thing…leave it alone.
77. I thought Pamela Landy was making an appearance and I am sad she didn’t.
78. Why is Bourne fighting in death fights when he can hack anything and steal anything anytime he wants…this is my biggest complaint about the movie.
79. Yes, Greengrass makes us know exactly where everyone’s pimples are…close ups galore.
80. Someone important had to die on the good side, and Stiles made sense.
81. “Dependents” either is spelled differently abroad or was misspelled in the movie on one shot.
82. And, if Bourne is so badass, why did he almost let him lose a fight in the beginning of the movie before Julia showed up?
83. Him taking the firebomb from the protester was awesome.
84. How does he know his way around every city without Google or internet?
85. If a city is shutting places down, how is a motorcycle and car able to drive around without problems?
86. jason Day just hit an amazin shot to make this interesting.
87. If I was looking for Bourne, I would look for fast walkers at transportation areas.
88. Bourne NEVER runs.
89. I love how the notebook notes are always SO obvious.
90. I guess Dell, Chevy, and Audi were sponsors.
91. The theme music never gets old.
92. If you take his long dialogue with Julia out of the equation, Damon literally has 25 lines.
93. He uses a chair leg and slot machine puller thing in cool ways if you care.
94. You think you know what is going on until TLJ talks directly with Malcolm Smith.
95. Why didn’t the asset just shoot Bourne from the roof when they are face to face?  Doesn’t make sense.
96. How did Heather Lee check into Aria normally without a big resorts fee speech?
97. Instead of famous lines, Damon does more “walkaways” than any actor ever.
98. But, overall, don’t expect groundbreaking stuff, but it IS enjoyable.  Worth the effects and ticket.
99. If Jimmy Walker wins this, it is the FOURTH first time Major winner this year…wow.
100. He won.
101. Good to see you, sir.
102. The ring is always important.  
103. Unclassy pic of group…  
104. Classy pic of group.  
105. Steve is a great sales guy.  And this was a great sales job.  
106. And JJ is quite a storyteller also.  
107. This is my new personally taken pic of JJ.  
108. Just a pic of reception.  
109. We all know I am an idiot.  
110. Lindsey.  Andrea.  Great pic.  
111. And another one.  
113. This is what happens when you try to replace me at barkeep.  
     1. And finally, I am at $200k in July on a $1.5 million dollar goal.  Not exactly in line for end of year.  My VP of Sales, Lane, doesn’t even talk to me about deals (and he shouldn’t unless I am selling something).  Well, welcome to the August and September months or Mark Filler, all.  I love sales, and starting at zero every month.  I did this shit last year, and as Whitesnake says “Here I Go Again.”  And I WILL be back with you all next year at some undisclosed location…because I WILL win.
115. That’s it for today.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow”  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.
116. Bet you Amit doesn’t write shit for tomorrow…so it will probably be me again.  That’s not Amit, but it took me a long time to search for the pass out photo, and I lost interest.
118. No prizes, Rudy…no prizes for anyone.
119. If Ross Bernstein tells me my most awesome golf watching live experience ever (it is a runaway), I will bring back prizes next week.  Or, if I get $40 from Bryan Szab.  If either of those things happen, I will bring back prizes.  Otherwise, I know this is good enough to read for free, but Marty will become angry and we don’t want that.  
120. If someone gets $40 from Bryan, I will hand you $10 of that money.