The golf group at Blissfield High School (Mich.) can’t get a break. A miserably chilly and grey spring has ensured practices and matches are performed in British Open-like circumstances. And now the native wildlife is taking an aggressive strategy to make the course tougher.

Spectacular digital camera work. The golfer — and we assume the Goose — walked away from the collision.

No approach Jim Harbaugh permits such a pure tackler from his yard to get away. Anticipate a suggestion inside the week.