This Book is a pretty crappy shit that –of course- is about how heterosexuals can fuck better another heterosexual. Well if you were gay you’d knew what your partner would love to feel.

Since that I am not heterosexual (all these shit make me wonder how other people can.) I am going to judge some things I’ve read in this… book. (Pity for all the other books)

Well, pardon me, ladies and gents.

I have lips, you could say plumped-up ones since they are not like bookmarks under my nose.

I never ever ever was generous to a man. You’d say: ha! because you a lezbo, genius.

NO. Because generosity won’t spring out of people’s lips. And this book it’s very very naive, the author thinks that can read someone’s libido and sex-technique by their face shape or if they blink fast enough. She/He even claims that TESTICLES (yes that filthy hairy balls that smell like ham or whatever the man had for dinner) is a proof of fidelity. MAN I AM GONNA PUKE.

ALSO, no. I wouldn’t care if someone sees my lips and admire them, but if they thought that I would give them a blowjob because of that, they are just stupid.

Men. It’s always men.

Like women can’t get divided to the same teams as ‘she who eats’ and the ‘model-type’.

Why are they always do that I DON’T GET IT.

If I ‘d get ANY sex book, it wouldn’t be HOW-TO-FIND-THE-CLITORIS.

For crying out loud, I mean, you are breeding for hundred of years, THOUSAND, and you STILL don’t know how to frakking please each other?

Are you SO stupid or SO retarded?

And THIS isn't a book about TEENS. It’s for ADULTS.

So publishing this kind of book for adults, makes you more retarded than THEM (mostly men cause women have COSMO to resolve sex issues *pukes*) who will buy it.

Jesus, and you thing gays are retards.

At least at the very ends of the book it’s one paragraph only that is about lesbians.

You, motherfucker; it’s good to read.