These are the life-changing events that are so great. When I think of Weddings, this is what I think of.

The chuppah - the canopy with the fringes
The cup of wine being passed from one family member to another in particular order
The broken glass
The scream of "Mazal Tov"
The Bride
The speech when the father of the bride (not me though) inevitably claims that his ordinary looking daughter (not mine) looks so radiant
THe "do" afterwareds when orange and coke are drunk to oblivion whilst bottles of wine remain corked but undrunk
THe bride and groom aloft on chairs hoisted there by their friends and lots of tradional singing

This is what I am presently writing about in my book

Tell me whaqt I have missed out!