September 18 is National Cheeseburger Day in the United States.
Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris would like to see this great American food innovation banned:
Absolutely!
Before we celebrate, however, Kamala Harris is embarrassed to say she enjoys a cheeseburger. However, she is NOT embarrassed to say she smoked dope!
Compare and contrast:
Okay, that’s enough Kamala Harris for one day.
Let’s return now to the glorious cheeseburger.
When I was in school, the nuns teaching science class told us that, once we leave home, we might not always have the time or money for a nutritious meal. How right they were. They advised us to choose pizza first, if possible. It has a better combination of the four food groups, because there are vegetables. In second place was the cheeseburger, for the meat and dairy combination.
What sensible person can resist this?
Don’t forget the straw:
Sadly, Theresa May’s government banned the plastic straw. They will no longer be on sale come March 2020. That’s from Conservative Party MPs! But I digress.
Let us further celebrate the cheeseburger:
Mark your diary for September 18 …
… and enjoy!
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