I saw this on Kirsten's blog and thought it was funny. Then I tried it myself and thought it was even funnier. After typing, "Allison needs" into google, here is what I found:

1. Allison needs a divorce. NOW. (Ha! Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the car with it.)
2. Allison needs at least 22 million - 26 million to deal with her struggling company. (Yes, I suppose that WOULD launch me into PowerSeller status.)
3. Allison needs more good farmers to raise corn, wheat, rye, oats, barley.
4. Allison needs to have a good thermal conduction path between the battery boxes. (So THAT's what it needed!)
5. Allison needs a big sister to give her encouragement that she's a special person.
6. Allison needs to tie a rope around Stagan's waist to get to toe him around the ice. (Hockey, anyone?)
7. Allison needs to understand how her students access the web and what special needs they may have.
8. Allison needs to do a 10 minute scene.
9. Allison needs to get info about the category heading "Infrastructure" from the selection committee.
10. Allison needs to add a forward facing camera so that the tranny can see an upcoming hill and downshift earlier!

Well, I guess I better get busy!