- I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning.
- Christmas just like a day at the office; you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Anonymous.
- Decorate your homes with lots of mistletoe... this won't really help the environment... But more kissing has got to be good for world peace. Green Peace.
- Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? Arlo Guthrie.
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple.
- Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
- Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart… filled it, too, with a melody that would last forever.
- Christmas just like a day at the office; you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Anonymous.
- Decorate your homes with lots of mistletoe... this won't really help the environment... But more kissing has got to be good for world peace. Green Peace.
- Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? Arlo Guthrie.
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple.
- Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
- Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart… filled it, too, with a melody that would last forever.
