Theeeee Hubby:
He is thee man. He's on your profile pic, your phone screensaver, and he's constantly spoken about. Spoken about so much, your boss and your professor knows his name. He goes all out on birthdays, valentines day, and xmas. He's the provider, he's the one when you need help with that phone bill he got you. Everyone's always asking when you guys are going to get married or have a baby. For the most part, he takes care of business in all aspects of the relationship. And he's the only one that can show up to your crib and act crazy and your parents will forgive him and/or take his side.
Can't-Seem-To-Dump-Him-Hubby:
Keeping him around is the wrong thing to do. But you can't seem to let him go. Too much time invested, great sex, too involved, maybe a kid is included, its just someone you cant get out of your system. No matter how fucked up he is and how much you and the whole world knows you need to send him packing, you just have too much feelings to give him his walking papers. At one point this type of hubby was "Thee Hubby" which is the major reason why its so hard to tell him deuces.
Good For Nothing Hubby:
This hubby aint shit. He dont work, he dont hustle, he doesn't do SHIT. His dick is great tho. And you probably only feel comfortable sexing him. But he's a bum ass to the nth degree. No ambitions, no goals, no prospects. A straight loser. Uses you for all your money, hangs out off your expense, and still has the audacity to fuck other females. He's the type of hubby that wants someone to take care of him. In that case, he needs his mother, not a wifey.
Trophy Hubby:
Not only is he eye candy, he's successful. He has street credibility and everywhere he goes he's giving someone a pound. Again, he's definietely on the scene which makes it hard to trust him. Hence why you might not have your deepest feelings attached to him. But your still proud to be in his presence and have him as your hubby. This too is the type of guy you gotta watch your girlfriends around because that's how marketable he is. Everything with him is grandiose and with trophy hubbies its YOUR responsibility to match his fly.
You'll Always Be My Hubby, Hubby:
No matter what, this is the type of guy that never loses his position. Not sure what it is about this dude but under all circumstances, he's the one that you keep coming back to. You two can separate for 2 days, 2 weeks. 2 months, and get back together like nothing happened. But for some reason, the two of you can't seem to keep a good thing going. It's not that he's a bad guy and its not that your a bad woman at all. It's just one of those things. You can be with the next man and as soon as "You'll always be my hubby, hubby" returns, he shuts shit down. The current guy is pushed to the side and its a done deal.
He is thee man. He's on your profile pic, your phone screensaver, and he's constantly spoken about. Spoken about so much, your boss and your professor knows his name. He goes all out on birthdays, valentines day, and xmas. He's the provider, he's the one when you need help with that phone bill he got you. Everyone's always asking when you guys are going to get married or have a baby. For the most part, he takes care of business in all aspects of the relationship. And he's the only one that can show up to your crib and act crazy and your parents will forgive him and/or take his side.
Can't-Seem-To-Dump-Him-Hubby:
Keeping him around is the wrong thing to do. But you can't seem to let him go. Too much time invested, great sex, too involved, maybe a kid is included, its just someone you cant get out of your system. No matter how fucked up he is and how much you and the whole world knows you need to send him packing, you just have too much feelings to give him his walking papers. At one point this type of hubby was "Thee Hubby" which is the major reason why its so hard to tell him deuces.
Good For Nothing Hubby:
This hubby aint shit. He dont work, he dont hustle, he doesn't do SHIT. His dick is great tho. And you probably only feel comfortable sexing him. But he's a bum ass to the nth degree. No ambitions, no goals, no prospects. A straight loser. Uses you for all your money, hangs out off your expense, and still has the audacity to fuck other females. He's the type of hubby that wants someone to take care of him. In that case, he needs his mother, not a wifey.
Trophy Hubby:
Not only is he eye candy, he's successful. He has street credibility and everywhere he goes he's giving someone a pound. Again, he's definietely on the scene which makes it hard to trust him. Hence why you might not have your deepest feelings attached to him. But your still proud to be in his presence and have him as your hubby. This too is the type of guy you gotta watch your girlfriends around because that's how marketable he is. Everything with him is grandiose and with trophy hubbies its YOUR responsibility to match his fly.
You'll Always Be My Hubby, Hubby:
No matter what, this is the type of guy that never loses his position. Not sure what it is about this dude but under all circumstances, he's the one that you keep coming back to. You two can separate for 2 days, 2 weeks. 2 months, and get back together like nothing happened. But for some reason, the two of you can't seem to keep a good thing going. It's not that he's a bad guy and its not that your a bad woman at all. It's just one of those things. You can be with the next man and as soon as "You'll always be my hubby, hubby" returns, he shuts shit down. The current guy is pushed to the side and its a done deal.
