I was dating this kid for over a year, and he constantly treated me like garbage. We were a long distance couple since I was in college 5 hours away, but we made it a point to see each other every three weeks or so. Well October came around, the month of my Birthday, and he told me that he couldn't come visit me for my birthday. It was a big one too. I was turning 21.

He couldn't come visit me, he didn't even mail me a card. But he DID give me a birthday present! A list of 12-15 reasons why he DIDN'T like me, on the morning of my 21st birthday.

You know how everyone is so excited to turn 21 and go out and party? I spent the evening of my 21st on the couch crying my eyes out.

Nice!

-K.