Damn GOP, they aren’t going into these debt talks with the heartwarming feelgood puppy-dogs and popsicles approach of regular normal non-extremist folks who desire, nay DEMAND, compromise.  How dare they say “No tax increases”?  Don’t they understand how the system works?  The left says what they want, the right caves, and everyone is happy!

So completely Ignore when President Obama says he will flat-out veto a Balanced Budget Amendment that comes across his desk.  He is not being intransigent, he is doing what is good for the country.  A balanced budget!?!  Are you freaking kidding me?  How can the government feed the unions, GE, GM, the global warming industrial complex and every other necessity of western civilization if we can’t spend more than we take in?  I mean, if we don’t pass this debt-ceiling deal, the Social Security checks won’t go out!  Nevermind that there is trillions in Al Gore’s lockbox, if we run out of credit, that money disappears faster than Jane Fonda at an Independence Parade.

Ignore the global warming folks who won’t even consider that their “settled science” possibly could be a tad bit bogus, or at least founded on unethical and greed motivated studies.  They aren’t being intransigent, they are doing what is good for the world.

Ignore Obama when he won’t even ponder the thought of consulting Congress or the American people when he unilaterally decided to NOT attack Libya with missiles and bombs.  That’s not Intransigence, that is what is good for the country.  We need the oil.  I can’t think of a better reason to take out a dictator than for oil, can you?

Speaking of Muslims, ignore the Administration when they will not even consider that the majority of terrorist acts in the world are being performed by that religion.  That’s not intransigence, that is what is good for the country, because if we can’t be multi-cultural and pro-Islam, we don’t deserve to exist.

Ignore the President and his assault on “Corporate Jet Owners” and “best-selling authors” by his refusal to back away from demands that “revenue spending” be curbed.  That’s not intransigence, that is what is good for the country, because only idiots think we have a spending problem in America.

Yep, the only people who are being intransigent are the GOP, those uncompromising bastards.  If what they wanted to do was even remotely good for the country, more people would get behind them, but its obvious what they are doing – paying off their buddies at GE, Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs, GM, Chrysler and….wait, I might have gotten a little confused.  Umm, Republicans are racists!!!