Q: What do the Inuit get from sitting on a block of ice?
A. Polaroids.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. They’re fiercely efficient and not really given to jokes.
At a swimming pool: Three guys climb a high-dive tower and meet a good Fairy who offers to fulfill a wish for each of them. One jumps and says, "Beer!" - and the Pool is full of beer. The other one jumps, says, "Money!" and the pool is full of money. The last one starts to jump but slips and, falling, yells, "SHIIIIIIT!!!"
A. Polaroids.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. They’re fiercely efficient and not really given to jokes.
At a swimming pool: Three guys climb a high-dive tower and meet a good Fairy who offers to fulfill a wish for each of them. One jumps and says, "Beer!" - and the Pool is full of beer. The other one jumps, says, "Money!" and the pool is full of money. The last one starts to jump but slips and, falling, yells, "SHIIIIIIT!!!"
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