To mitigate the risk of swine flu SFU suggests that students should Sneeze on their Shirt Sleeves instead of their hands.  

Seriously SFU?  Seriously?

You mean to tell me that this is preferable to say, washing your hands after you sneeze?

Do you have any Idea how gross my Shirt would be even two hours into the day?

Are you aware of the fact that the weather is warming up and shirt Sleeves are rising?  Any idea how awkward it is to cough into your shoulder?

Really?

That's all I have to say about that.