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50 Scary Mommy Confessions To Help You Get Through The Day Girl

Being a mom is hard! Period, not discussion about it, who ever thinks being a full time mom is not hard is just stupid. Only moms know the issues they endure on a daily basis, and if you’re a career mom then forget about it, it’s amazing you are able to keep your shit together girl!

Below we have 50 Scary Mommy Confessions done by real moms that just want to vent and somehow keep pushing through the day. Most of the quotes here are from the site scarymommy.com and we just added some cute captions above them. If you feel you can relate to these pictures and quotes, please share with us in the comments section, and please…stay strong mom.

1. The first in the scary mommy confessions list

” My crotch smells like there was a refrigeration break at the tuna cannery. ” 

2. Letting the dog clean your baby

3. ” Gave DS2 some jelly beans for breakfast before leaving him with DH for the day. Let him deal with an over active kid on a sugar rush. “

4. Oh no, nite nite drops is not good

5. ” Reached a new low: shit myself today, and bought a shirt at Aldi. “

6. Worrying about fat kids

7. ” I am waaaaaay too interested in the pregnant giraffe. Can’t get anything done, afraid I’ll miss the birth! “

8. OMG feeding snot to her baby

9. ” Reached a new low: shit myself today, and bought a shirt at Aldi. “

10. Staying for the money

11. ” I secretly started smoking again last night. I haven’t smoked a cigarette in over 6 years. I have them hidden where my husband and kids won’t be able to find them right with a pack of baby wipes for my hands, a febreeze bottle and some perfume. “

12. Lying to your kids for some peace and quiet

13. ” I’m read for a nap about 10 minutes after I wake up each morning. “

14. Drinking helps get through the day

15. ” My hubby is so cheap he always orders a kids meal for himself when we go out with the kids. “

16. Cheating

17. ” I never wear panties. Not even when I have my period.”

18. It’s hard living with the parents

19. ” H wants Lasik. We have the money, but I tell him we don’t because I think he looks better in glasses! Ha “

20. No, not really apple

21. ” The only thing that motivates me to go to the gym at 7:30 AM every morning is that my trainer is hot. Whatever works, right? “

22. Bad breath in the morning

23. ” I’ve only been on 4 dates with this guy and I’m already picturing our wedding…wtf is wrong with me?! “

24. Watching TV

25. ” I take a dose of diet pills every morning just to get through the day. They’re in a vitamin bottle so H doesn’t ask about them. “

26. Kids will say what you say

27. ” I feel so ugly and worthless all the time. “

28. MIL are the worst

29. ” I sometimes still wonder if we were ever really in love or if we just stayed together because I got pregnant. “

30. My kids is pretty

31. ” Ready to leave but scared I can’t do this alone. “

32. Kids will never sleep

33. ” I had to sell two pieces of very expensive furniture to pay off my dentist before he’ll finish my work. “

34. Hitting my H in the nuts daily

35. ” I wish I had known that my H didn’t want to spent time with me and the baby BEFORE I let him talk me into having one. Fucktard. “

36. Smoking while pregnant is bad

37. ” It’s a damm good thing my husband is an excellent provider, because he is not a very good partner. At least we are not poor. “

38. Poor fish

39. ” Food is my only friend. “

40. Let her scream

41. ” I’m still legally married and am with my spouse, but it’s been a LONG time since our marriage has been more than just a hollow shell and a fake facade. “

42. Being lazy

43. ” My apartment is almost never “ready for company.” Our tiny living room is almost constantly cluttered and messy. Kitchen counters too. Sigh. “

44. So no one knows

45. ” I wish I could travel back to my college days before I ever meet H and live it up more. Back when I was free of everything! “

46. Don’t remember this baby

47. ” A client cancelled tomorrow mornings’s session but I’m not telling my husband yet. I’ll use the kid free time to shop and tell him it was last minute. “

48. Ruin daddy xbox

49. ” H made a joke about our non existent sex life; it took all of me not to stab him in the face. “

50. Tv is life – the last on the scary mommy confessions list

If you liked these scary Mommy Confessions please share them with your friends. All photos and quotes are from the site scarymommy.com

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