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Don’t swear in front of the kids 

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Do you ever try to divert your whorish mouth when you hurt yourself in front of the kids? I stubbed my toe this morning and I want to scream “YOU MOTHER FUCKING PRICK” but I shouted “CRUMPETS” instead. Anyone else? Never quite as satisfying as calling the door frame a piece of shit but it gets me through.



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Don’t swear in front of the kids 


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