​Seriously!?!? How is payday still so far away?!?!? January always feels like the lead up to Christmas, it’s like time stops! With 27p to my name I can’t even buy myself a bloody scratch card to hope for a big win. You over spend at Christmas and think “but January will be fine. Who cares!?!? We’re having the best time!”, January then rolls round and on 2nd you then think “shit, why did I buy 24 bottles of prosecco and adopt a donkey in kazakhstan??…” January, you are killing me!