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I'm a Mum, wife, daughter, sister, friend and I'm that person you avoid eye contact with in the playground. I'm currently Mumming the s*** out of life
Soothe The Child
2017-04-25 20:41
Elliott was hysterically crying last night that his foot hurt. Steve yet again busted out the dictionary and tried to soothe him with words like “Elliott, this is just irrational. Now… Read More
2017-04-24 09:19
Just because sometimes being a prick is all you have to offer in life. I really did think I had parenting down to a tee when I had Elliott. I used the naughty corner (our front door. The nei… Read More
Don’t Swear In Front Of The Kids 
2017-04-20 07:56
Do you ever try to divert your whorish mouth when you hurt yourself in front of the kids? I stubbed my toe this morning and I want to scream “YOU MOTHER FUCKING PRICK” but I shou… Read More
I See Dead People 
2017-04-17 11:37
Elliott has got to that age where he believes in monsters in his wardrobe and he doesn’t think of them as the loveable Sully from Monsters Inc. He really gets freaked out. Because I am… Read More
When We Were Young
2017-04-15 21:34
When we were younger we talked about our future, what our kids would look like and how we’d parent them. I always had this idea about what kind of Dad he’d be. I hear so SO much… Read More
2017-04-12 15:36
We argued last night over socks! As in, went to bed pissed at each other over socks! Elliott is obsessional about wearing them to bed, we are trying to kick the habit because his feet are st… Read More
My Battle Scars
2017-04-11 08:18
My silvery lines of lushness. These are my storybook of how I became a Mum, they represent all the different ways I have had to bend and flex to accommodate the life I helped to create. They… Read More
2017-04-10 08:02
8 years ago I wrote a book and because I am generally that impulsive I told my parents, my best friend and Steve that I HAD to be taken seriously as a professional writer! Quite frankly, I f… Read More
2017-04-07 20:48
I saw something horrifying today. I saw something that made me ashamed to a human being. I did my usual school run and saw the car in front of me honk their horn and swear at the man at the… Read More
Plastic Surgery
2017-04-06 19:19
Do you ever think of getting plastic surgery? Having a bit of lip filler? Maybe a bit of a tit lift? Liposuction? I have! All the time. I have a list, the list to make me look ‘perfect… Read More

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