Everyone remembers his or her first time getting stoned, and the first timer stories are always your best. Weed brings out the silliness and heaps of laughter in all of us. Wherever you may have been or whoever you might have been with, your first time getting high story is certainly one for the books. From a compilation of posts from Reddit, Tumblr, and Grass City, these are 10 hilarious and noteworthy stories of getting high for the first time.

1. Potty the Possum

The first time I got high was with my sister an her 3 friends. I was driving them all around thinking it wouldn’t hit me. We sat in a bank parking lot for a half hour laughing at nothing. Then I asked my sister to drive. We were driving on this road that goes along the shore. We see a Possum come out onto the road and get hit by an oncoming car. My sister, being the animal lover that she is, turns around to go back to see if it is still alive “maybe we can help it”.

As we were nearing the spot the possum maybe hit, the possum runs right out infront of the car and my sister runs over it and kills it. the possum wasn’t hit by the first car… We decided to name it “Potty the Possum”.

2. Boys will be boys

It was 2007, we were both in 9th grade and we went on a ski trip with our school. We stayed in some hotel and me and a frined Ryan Smoked before we went insode to go to our rooms (neither of us had got high before) and we got in the elevator. We get in and just stand there for 5 mins wondering why we wouldn’t go to the 3rd floor, then we realize we never hit any buttons and fell to the ground laughing and then our math teacher opened the elevator saying “boys will be boys” and then we went and munched out in our room

3. Someone’s got the munchies

I thought a pile of ground weed was saltine cracker dust and licked my fingers to scoop some up.

I had the munchies soooooo bad.

4. The Indian is following us

About a million years ago (really 36) there was a real estate agency with a wooden Indian Chief outside a major highway as sort of an attraction to show the place. It was 20-30′ tall. We were totally baked when one guy turned and said “The Indian is still following us”, the rest of us turned around and looked and looked. Sure as shit, he was! We started running. The SOB was STILL following us. We ran and ran until we forgot why.

To this day, if one of us mentions Big Chief Lewis we fall down laughing. When I drive by (maybe half a dozen times a year) I just shale my head and laugh.

5. Sleepwalking is dangerous

I was round my mates flat on the 3rd floor, it was about 2am, we were pretty stoned sat there watching “Black Books”, when all of a sudden my mate walks out. I figure he was just going to bed or something. About half an hour later the buzzer goes but I didn’t bother answering it because I figured my mate would do it. Another half hour passed and my mate comes stumbling in. He comes in and is like “Dude, why didn’t you  let me in I just had to climb through a first-floor window to get it, I’ve just been sleepwalking down town and woke up in the high street with glass in my foot and no idea of how I got there”. LOL that was a quality night.

6. Grandma smells the ganja

I was like 16, my mom had a joint burnin’ and asked if I wanted a hit. I was laughing and dancing and shit for like 2 hours. I remember taking a few tokes and my grandmother walks into my mom’s room and I see her and I can’t stop laughing at her for some reason. She looked at me and said “You’re smoking that god damned weed too, huh?” LOL of course that made me laugh even more. Then the next weekend when I was there I was smokin’, my mom was away… She thought there was a skunk outside her window because of all the weed I was smoki’…

7. Chased by helicopters

Me and about 8 other friends of mine chipped in and bought a hundred sack from a friend. We went up to the forest by my house. we went to our paintball field and smoked out 3 bongs, at least 7 bowls per bong, and started freaking out and running into the forest in random directions because we thought the police were like helicoptering in cuz our neighborhood is next to a very rich little heliport.

8. “Kiss breast!”

It was the summer after my junior year in high school… It was my friend’s birthday so we were all chillin’ and they decided to roll up a few j’s. So we were all sittin’ around and when the j got to me I took a few hits :everyone was shocked). Anyway, I had these sex dice that a girl had just bought for me earlier that day and they fell outta my pocket… landing on “kiss breast” lol. I was so high I got up yelled “Kiss breast!” and decided it would be a good idea to reach out for my boy’s chest lol. Embarrassing… but unforgettable.

9. When you forget to go to the festival

My first time, I got high with my boyfriend and his friend, Demi. We onlu smoked one blunt with these awesome grape blunt rolls. I didn’t notice anything until we were on our way to a festival, and the three of us were packed into the front of my boyfriend’s ranger. Demi was staring at me and it started to freak me out. Then we dropped Demi off and I realized how good my boyfriend’s arm felt. I spent the rest of the night stroking his arm. We never went to the festival. We never went.

10. That pizza is hot!

My first time was the best time ever. Me and my friend were watching “Half Baked” at my house, and I was like “Dude, bet there is weed in my mom’s room if we just looked”. So we looked and sittin’ beside my mom’s TV was an ounce of the best herb ever and a water bong. So we smoked bowl after bowl, not knowing how much to smoke so in two hours we smoked 30 bowls no lie. And it totally messed us up, my friend sat on a pizza and was like “My ass is so hot” and he stood up and he had pizza all over his ass it was so funny. And every minute I would completely forget what just happened and restart my memory lol it was the best time ever and I’ve been hooked ever since.

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