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Scientology? Say It Ain't So Tom!


You were so calculating in "Mission Impossible". You were so intuitive in "The Firm". You were so shrewd in "The Color Of Money". But Scientology? Hello? You're not Little Bo Peek, you're Tom "Freakin" Cruise. I mean, come on, where would "Vanilla Sky" have been if you were relating the story to L. Ron Hubbub instead of the jailyard psychiatrist? Think McFly!

Of course, I have never been a big fan of the local cult scene but this one just rubs me the wrong way. Much like any red-blooded American with a measure of common sense, when I learned that the founder of Scientology was a science fiction writer, I turned off the listen-o'-meter. Then again, only a science fiction writer could make this shit up.

Ok Tom, let's you and Kate and I sit down at Starbucks and talk this thing through. This guy has made a fortune off this little scam. He doesn't need this publicity any more than you do. So, back away from the "tone scale" and no one will get hurt.

The bottom line is this Mister Immortal: I don't want to hear any whining when your fearless leader demands that all of his sheep cut off their hair, dress in pink wedding dresses and wait in Omaha for the mothership to return them safely to 1950.

I'll conclude with a quote from L. Ron Hubbard, Jr., the son of the Scientology founder himself:

"99% of what my father ever wrote or said about himself is totally untrue" and he is "only interested in money, sex, booze, and drugs".

C-mon Tom, say it ain't so!


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