You may be sick of hearing about the eclipse, but here's my low cost solution to watching today's total eclipse without fancy schmancy glasses that may not even protect your eyes...

Total Solar Eclipse 2017: How To Make A Pinhole Projector From A Cereal Box

This is how we used to watch total solar eclipses back in the Mesozoic era ;)

Don't worry, the hysteria will be over soon.

P.S. Baily's beads are the most fascinating part of this whole thing. They get so little attention.