Conversation #1

Employee #1 "ts all your fault."

Employee #2 "It couldn't have been me."

Employee #1 "How isn't it your fault?"

Employee #2 " Because I'm too lazy to have done it."

Conversation #2

Employee #1 "Bah, Killograms!! How many pounds are in a killogram?"

Employee #2 "I don't know let me think about it."

Me "Sheeze, one killogram is roughly equal to 2.2 pounds."

Employeese #1 & 2 "How did you know that?"

Me "Its the kind of thing you learn in high school physics."

Employee #1 "Oh"

Employee #2 "Well then, how many killograms is a 180 pounds?"

Me "About 90 killograms."

Employee #1 "No, it should be about 360 killograms."

Me "How did you figure that?"

Employee #1 "Oh, I was multipling, no wonder I was always loosing money!!"