All I want to do is watch Stuff on YouTube.  I have a load of stuff to do, but I cannot be bothered today, and sitting here with a coffee (and what remains of that Sausage Roll I found in the fridge) has me steeped in a lazy sort of bliss.  This must be what drugs is like before your life turns to hell.

Needs must though and I'll have to head up the road shortly.  I might take coffee and half a sausage roll with me and listen to stuff on YouTube in the van - sort of like being here except moving.  Its probably illegal to have YouTube on in the van when you're driving, even if the screen brightness is turned so low you can't watch it.  Almost everything is illegal to do while driving now.  Using a phone in anyway is illegal, as well as smoking, eating and drinking.  I'm not sure about picking your nose.  I see an incredible number of people who pick their noses while driving.  I may have mentioned this before, but I once saw a guy reach the second knuckle of his index finger with his nasal exploration.  I don't know what was up there but I think it was most likely he was pushing it back up into his head rather than pulling it out.  People need to learn how to use tissues.

Somehow its funny when a gorilla does it.