Headline: Gilligan Island's Dawn Wells arrested
A surprise birthday for Actor Dawn Wells, best known as Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island, ended with the actor being caught with marijuana in her car driving home.
Looks like the Skipper wasn't the only one who had a little bud on that island.
I guess they'll have to change her character's name from Mary Ann to Mary Jane from now on. Which could explain the raging appetite for coconut creme pies.
Luckily, she only has to deal with 6 months of probation instead of jail. I'm sure it would be too traumatic for her to relive the whole no phone, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury thing all over again.
Obviously, the buzz from that Honey Bee episode is where it all began.
Tragic when you think of it really, how she lived her life as a castaway only to cast away her life.
But seriously though, what does it take to rescue this friggin' woman?!?
Once a maroon, always marooned.
