Headline: Starbucks opens first coffee shop in Russia

"This is an important step for the company, and we are looking forward to being a part of every day life for Russians"

As if the menu wasn't hard enough to pronounce already. Damn!

Might I suggest an advertising slogan: We put the rush in Russian.

I'm sure it won't matter anyway, so long as you're allowed to add 2 shots of vodka to your caramel macchiato.

Hey, now that's an idea. Maybe after a few of those, I'd be able to speak Russian fluently...or, at least, something like it.