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Imagine if men and women offered a media of exchange wherein each received something they actually like.
Better than exchanging fruitcakes or bad dates.
Will Snuggle for Sex!
Will exchange passionate kisses and romance for bacon, violent movies and video games!!!
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Meanwhile at the prison where ALL the men identify as women:
Donald Trump was exchanged for a garden hose, a pack of Lucky Strikes, and sex toy to be named later.
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I Will Clothe Your Naked Zombies: For a Price
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