The whole "18 Summers" thing has completely wrecked my parenting. You know, the "you've only got them for this long until they leave the nest and you're miserable so get off your fucking phone and play with them DAMNIT" thing. I can't be the only one who thinks that whenever anyone says something like that. You only have 18 summers, you know or soon they'll be driving you around or I miss when they were small and making gigantic messes with LEGOs. Seriously, someone actually said that to me and I wanted to make him walk through my playroom barefoot...