I always wanted to be in a Reality t.v. show. Not that kind where only people with talent could succeed. Don't get me wrong, I do have talent, but I do prefer to keep it as a secret. I wanted to be in a reality TV show where the camera would literally capture every move that I make, in where every mistake that I project could affect a lot of people's opinion about something that i am passionately rooting about.If you still dont get what i'm saying check out real world DC I strongly believe that i am a special person, I may not have a dying family member, or a life-threatening disease, still I consider myself as a very interesting person. Don't get me wrong again, Im not bragging, I said I just "believe."

If you ask me, what can I bring on to the table that somebody has never ever done before, especially with the widespread of mass media nowadays? Here is a mock interview that I conducted with myself, featuring me as a person who wants to be in a reality TV show and a person asking questions.

Of course the audition starts with me showing my audition video...

"Hi, I am JustinCase from the neverland of winnipeg, manitoba, I am 18 years old turning 19 this coming april the 9th. I am the eldest of 2 siblings, my parents are not divorced, and i like spending my time having coffee and critical conversations with my friends, I also love projecting an image of stupidity, because I enjoy the attention of people laughing at me, I also love the reaction I get when people realize that i am not a stupid person, and this is my room *camera points to my room* i make my daily educational stuff inside my room and things that Im pretty sure you are imagining now, mind you it's sexual, and these are my friends! Come on friends say something nice about me, we're on tv! and that is just a summary of my life, I know it's just supposed to be a 1 minute video but I believe I caught your attention for a whole moment there and I really love and I am so good on talking about myself, off for now, pick me MTV!"

*everyone in the audition room claps*

Interviewer: So, justincase, what makes you different from everybody else?

Me: Something that I believe that makes me different from everyone is the fact that I ADMIT that I am normal. I mean, everyone keeps talking about how they are unique or how they have their special talent or they have a very genuine personality or everyone just dont understand them... But you know what everybody does understand each other. Everyone just has this definite mixture of personality and attitude but it all comes to something very common. So people should stop saying that they are different and start admitting that everyone is like everybody else! oh, and im not a communist, not that there is something bad about being a communist, im just clarifying.

I: If there would be 2 people that you would always want to speak with, who would they be and why?

M: I would say my mom and dad. I would tell them I am very grateful that they are my parents, and how they raised me very normal, although at times i would go out of their track and piss them off but at the end of the day, they may not express it or show it to me, I know that they still love me, besides, my parents always tries to understand me even though sometimes my views are wrong, and if they would not get what im saying, they would not bother to go any further. On a not so pretentious mode, Id choose paris hilton and nicole richie. enough said,

I: Okay last question, what is your reason for trying to audition to get into Real World?

M: I want to party! and get LAID! and drink booze! and be on TV! aside from that, I also want to inspire a lot of people. I want to reach a whole different range of people to approach. I want my voice to be heard and my motives to be considered. And those motives, are for you to know.

I: and what are those motives?

M: I thought that was the last question? haha! I picture a world that's equal, where everyone would realize their own function and purpose, and accept it whole heartedly... yes, i dont want to get cheesy and all because I want to show you guys how party inside a person I am!

I: thank you justincase. Show taping starts next month. we'll send you your ticket.

Much love