Jeezum Crow, what's a gal gotta do to hustle up some money for Xmas gifts? I tried waitressing but customers are fucking cheapwads. I tried robbing old ladies, but they are way stronger than they look. What do they carry in thier purses, anvils for chrissakes? I even taught myself fucking fashion design and tried to sell my wares at craft shows, but I accidentally "lost" my earnings at a couple of bars last night. I wish there was some way of selling my body for cash. Too bad I already sold it to medical science. Crap.