In keeping with our welcome back theme…I’ve decided to vent about the current state of human interactions thanks to Social Media. Technology is a wonderful, wonderful thing, BUT technology in the hands of idiots is just tragic. I just like my partner in crime came up in what we will refer to as the “golden age” of technology. Some of you may remember that time when only a select few owned computers and were privy to internet access. Now thanks to internet cafe’s, public libraries, computers with internet access in prisons and “smart phones” EVERYBODY and they damn grannies are on the fucking internet and it troubles me. For instance FB, when I got an invite and family relationship confirmation from my step-dad, I was done! Then when he started writing on my wall I took a sabatical from FB, it was too much for me and now my mom is requesting we set her up on FB….ummmm NO! I tend to make light of situations because I love to crack jokes but that shit wasn’t funny, at least not to me. See social media was divided into class divisions and now gone are those days, I remember when BlackPlanet use to be the premier meeting place for intelligent people of color, now it’s just the ghetto of all social media along with mYsPaCe, do people even logon their anymore? Then there’s tagged, if I had to compare it to a place that place would be City of God aka the slums of Rio de Janeiro…yeah that’s what tAgGed would be. Places where we “ghetto snobs” use to roam in cyber space is no longer safe. There are other social media websites that I could list here but you get the picture right? The point I’m trying to make is S.M. is going to hell in a hand barrel and I don’t care to go down with the ship.
I’m a single gal and I’m not ashamed to admit that there are a couple of dating sites I tend to hang out on but thanks to the abundant availabilty of technology to people from all walks of life I-D-CLINE! Don’t get me wrong not everyone is blogging, cyber dating or updating their twitter feed from jail, but you JUST NEVER KNOW. I received a message from a young man on a dating site that shall remain nameless and this young man sent me his phone number. I checked out his profile, and thought he was cute, didn’t say much but you know…Anyway after two conversations why did this fool send me a picture of him in ALL HIS NAKED glory???? I didn’t ask for that and that’s not the first dick pic that has been sent to me. Please people DO NOT SEND ME SOMETHING I DIDN’T FUCKING ASK FOR!!!! If you do, you just might end up in the PrettyBrownRound’s Hall of SHAME! I would post a collage of the UnSolicited dick pics I’ve received over the past couple of months but out of respect for my GhettoIntellect I won’t. I don’t know why I’m posting this, I guess I’m just pissed, and I’m probably not making any damn sense right now but I just hope some idiot ass stumbles across this post and think twice about sending his dick via email, twitter dm or not, and text message!!! It’s because of you muthafuckas I’m disconnecting from the social media matrixx…well not completely but again you get the picture! Keep ya dick in ya pants UNTIL I ASKED TO SEE IT, and ladies you aren’t excluded from this rant either!!! I’ve seen some of the pictures you nasty bitches done sent some of my boys…yeah I said done sent!!!! There is no need for you to send pictures of yourself busting it wide open for all of the cyber world to see, leave something to the imagination dammit!
Needless to say there are some men out there who are wondering “why haven’t I heard from PrettyRoundBrown” It’s because I really liked you until you either sent me a picture I didn’t ask for OR you opened your mouth and let stupid fall out either way I have no use for you. P.S. if any of you ladies want to see the dick pics I’ve received just leave a message in the comments and I will forward them to you LOLOLOLOL!