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10 Inspirational Self-Improvement Quotes

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." It sounds

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good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it
doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to get it.

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately,
it's the government." 'Enough said.

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an
evening with an insurance salesman?" This happens to be one of the
classic ones. I mean the issue about life's little problems isn't all that bad,
until 'he' shows up. Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have
its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to
discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless you're talking
about the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout your body

4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex
raises some pretty interesting questions." And if you want more, just
keep on asking

5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with
me, she said 'no'." It sounds, 'practical', I think. And when it comes to
everyday life, he really knows how to make the best out of every possible
scenario, and it doesn't involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.

6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and
she'd come in and sink my boats." I never had a boat in my bathtub
before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick
already
7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it
happens." If it rains, it pours.

8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
It could get worse when you're guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it
happened to me once!

9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." At least he
doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm thankful for that. And despite of
what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I
guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just
perspective. I can't seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that
could guide us. Whether we're religious or not, it takes more courage to
accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when
it comes to even just getting along. And to sum things up, here is the last
nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may
be.

10."The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have,
instead of what you don't have."



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