Just thought I'd share this for a laugh or two this Monday to start off another week of Rat Race and political turmoil (If you happen to live here that is). God knows how much we need to keep our sense of humor in these turbulent times. But be warned, if you're one of those sensitive, politically correct individual who'd easily get offended, go read something else... like a children's book. Many thanks to azlynne1972 for this joke: How Moses got the 10 Commandments.... God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,"Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."

Oh btw that wasn't the only one I snitched from lynne, I also got this link and generated myself a word cloud based on my blog. Can you see your name/blog nick in there somewhere? Ok, now I guess it's back to the rat race and political crisis. Have a nice day everyone...