Superdog creates a distraction, luring Alex away from the glass of wine.
Superdog clenches the bigass toy a little tighter in her mouth
and prepares for the big leap.
Up, up and away she goes.
Can she make it before Alex does?
Of course she can because Alex
still hasn't figured out the jumping-on-the-bed thing,
though it doesn't stop her from trying.
Alex: All the beds in this house are too effin' high.
What's this over here?
Alex: Catcatcatcatcat!
As the distracted photographer lines up the shot,
Alex pees on the rug.