Since my copy of Halo 3 is sitting snugly in the room of my brother, 60 miles away, I have found things to do if you happen to be unfortunate enough to not have the game:

• Watch the Cubs try to blow a massive lead with a week left in the season
• So far, the Cubs seem to be doing their very best to make sure they give Milwaukee a spot in the postseason. Losing again a few minutes ago, their magic number is still at 3 with only 7 more games to play between both teams.

• Make darn sure you play the game in small portions each day
• I have played the game once or twice, making it Extremely hard to stay content while being without it. This is cruel and unusual punishment.

• Watch The Office season premiere
• That's right,, the greatest show on television is back. Chances are, if you are reading this, you have sadly have missed it. Still, I just thought I'd mention that you missed what (will likely be) the best premiere of the year. Screw the parenthetical statement, it will absolutely be better than that of shows like "Ugly Betty" or some other extremely overrated show.

• Go to the Greatest website of ALL TIME
• LOLCats is easily the single greatest achievement in the history of mankind.

• Be glad you bought a much better game