Tonight.......

Tonight I went out,
I went out with my father,
I went out to have a drink.
I did not know what to expect
but I wanted a god damn drink.

What is with music now days, I went out to hear some good rock and roll and what did I hear? Well at first I heard some rock... but it quickly fizzled into shit, absolute shit. I went to hear Led Zeppelin, or Guns and Roses, or The Doors, or whatever else.. what do I hear? I hear "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy"... What the hell? If I wanted to hear that bullshit I could have went to any of the many bars in Mankato.. but instead I wanted to hear some good rock and roll, is that too much to ask? I just don't get it. Am I going to go out to a community get together in 10, 15 years and have to subject my children to procreative acts on the dance floor? I used to say "hip hop will never catch on, people are too smart for that." But that was also before president Bush got elected and before the American public thought "West Wing" was a secret camera in the Oval Office. God people are stupid, and I mean that in the most affectionate way possible. Actually.... no I don't. I hate people, I think people are idiots and a vast majority of them piss me off. I just don't get why people are so stupid. I mean we grew up the same way, we all were taught the difference between right and wrong but instead some people just can't grasp the fact that they aren't mentally challenged, and that they have no reason to possess an IQ of 35. If there is one thing in my drunken rage that I want to pass to anyone reading my blog it is this. Shape the hell up, go out and educate yourself and I am not talking about watching Fox News, or listening to Kreepy Tom's top 500, I am talking about reading a god damned book, or listening to some music that actually contains a thread of talent. Art is dead in this country and I am sick of hearing its bullshit replacement.

P.S. I was getting into Ribfest tonight and the lady IDed me. She goes "Oh, a newbe!" and smiles. I just wanted to say.. "Lady... I have been drinking for over six years,' newbe' my ass..." but I didn't want to make a scene. I hate how people have to separate you into some sort of special class just because I just turned 21 two months ago. I mean Jesus, I have waited 21 years of my fucking life to actually be considered an adult in this country and I still have to put up with people's shit. This is my message to the vast majority of the world. which is anyone who..

1. Has no self respect.
2. Has no intelligence.
3. Is a douche bag.
4. Cuts me off in traffic.
5. Turns without signaling.
6. Plays shitty music.
7. Possesses 5 or more STD's.
8. Tries to push their 'faith' on to me.
9. Thinks they are a musician, yet can only play I-IV-V in C, G, and F.
10. Tells me happy birthday two months past my birth date just because I am now 21.
11. Goes to a twins game and talks about this sweet guy who can drink '3 beers in 10 minutes!'
12. Dumps water on me in a restaurant and still expects a tip.
13. Plays their subs so that I can hear them all the way across the fucking parking lot.
14. Listens to country.
15. Drinks Miller Lite.
16. Listens to Hip Hop.
17. Listens to Nickel Back.
18. Is Chad Kroeger.
19. Tells me my girlfriend is hot, like I don't already think that.
20. Drinks a drink and can't even walk anymore.
21. Points to the sky after they do something great.
22. Is a member of the Twins baseball team.
23. Is a member of any team that is better than the Twins.
24. Just pisses me off.


"fuck off."

I am sick of the world being filled with people that seem to have no other purpose than to just piss me off. The next time a planet gets created out of nothing, I hope I am there to handselect the inhabitants.