Things I learned about myself when I read this:

I am a rare gem in a sea of glass.
I don't simply say thing, I purr them.
I'm the only person Leab knows who would call him at 4:30 in the morning.
I'm a tall drink of water with dancer's legs and a photographer's eye.
I'm the kind of woman who knows how to make an entrance and how to cross a room unnoticed.
I don't put up with flirtations from old, married teachers.
I'm a fireball.

What else, IT?