Exactly two years ago, I purged for the first time.
What a fancy, classy, lady-like thing to do. I am extremely proud. Couldn't be happier. Because gaining 10 kilos, shitting blood, not being able to shit without laxes, [and so on and so forth] - all because of an eating disorder - are great things that everyone is dreaming of!
Hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay