Four Seasons | My Bathroom |
Remote-Controlled Bidet | Bidet = Shower conveniently located mere inches away from the pot |
Book-matched Chinese onyx tiling | Peeling, moldy tile |
Lasers in the Bathtub turn the water different colors | Peeing in the bathtub turns the water different colors |
Thermostatically adjusted floors | This I actually have, thanks to steam pipe in corner |
“Steam rain” shower with aromatherapy feature | |
Sink made of crystal and lighted from within | Sink made of sink (with additional leaking enhancement) |
Toto Washlet, a computer-designed “smart toilet,” which does everything on your behalf except wipe. It opens (and closes) automatically, it heats the cheeks (with sensors activated just before you sit) and, given the remote control, one need never utter — even think — a word that rhymes with “blush.” | Industrial Turbo-flush |
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