2018-02-22 13:42
So I tried to do squats this morning. Because of a disease I have*, my body grows bone-like things on the muscle of my left thigh, which makes it easier and easier, and mostly unnecessary, t… Read More
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2018-02-16 14:13
Listen, it's either writing or actually taking care of actual business, and I'm lazy as shit.
This has been a very complicated three years. (Yes, I realize I haven't been on here for… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Hello Hello ello lo o So. One more notch on my failure belt, eh. Here's the thing. Fence set up a forum, for readers and lovers and purchasers and downloaders of books, and there's a little… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I've missed you, blog! Many a time, i've even had ideas! And then they were gone. Let's blame visiting friends, work, life, the universe and pretty much nothing, shall we?Things are going ab… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
So i've made my craziest decision yet. After getting roundhouse-kicked in the stomach and spat in the face one too many times by the very people to whom i owe my presence in the New World, i… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Right. I know i'm broaching a topic i've broached before, and I know i'm an impatient cow, and i KNOW i have a serious anger management problem.Actually that's not true. My anger management… Read More
2010-03-02 02:03
I'm having a sort of staring contest with the page screen. It's been going on for almost 24 hours. As far as staring contests go, it's probably a record (it is! in fact).Considering that, in… Read More
2010-02-28 13:08
Ha HA freaking HA. It's like i have Tourette's of the blog, kinda. No manifestation in forever -- in such a long time that you forget you even have the damn thing, in fact. And then, out of… Read More
2009-03-12 04:47
You know, it feels pretty nice to be "back" - however long this particular streak is going to be, no one knows, but one thing's certain: Blogger breeds more familiarity than Facebook.Isn't i… Read More
2008-12-10 00:48
Eddie Murphy grants.There's no cellulite on those thighs, no siree! Read More
2007-10-14 15:43
So we kind of made fools of ourselves. Was to be expected, really.Funny to watch it in NYC, where we couldn't find a good place to be - one pub (Kinsale Tavern, and that's NO advertisement)… Read More
2007-08-27 10:56
Something's just not right here. No idea what is is, but something is. And it's killiiiiiiing me. And yes, I'll keep writing just like thaaaat, because that is exactly how I want to be taaaa… Read More
2007-08-15 04:13
What, already? Yes. Deal.It's a bit hectic at work, which is nice but got real old, real fast. Still, it's nice. But old. But ni... yeah, you get it.I had my first actual political talk with… Read More
2007-08-15 04:08
Sure you can buy them a diamond necklace, but I like to think there's more than money involved between you and me. right?Plus it wasn't really my fault anyway - there's just no internet cafe… Read More
2007-06-01 22:23
That title here was for all the googlers who strangely land here looking for some sort of deviance.As if.Talking about titles, the previous one was a premonition of sorts, wasn't it. Almost… Read More
2007-04-05 06:04
Let's see just how far I can go along the "sad and pathetic" scale - without even being prompted.I have a tenant! Well, they haven't signed yet, but let's not stop at such paltry details. (a… Read More
2007-03-28 22:57
In the Muslim world, they have what's called the Hand of Fatima, supposed to keep the evil eye away - and you're never supposed to say that things are good, because that's bound to attract t… Read More
2007-03-26 10:39
Time I finally went to sleep last night: around 3:00 a.m.Time I woke up for good this morning: 7:30 a.m.Number of times I woke up in-between: 500 zillion.Number of expense-related phone call… Read More
2007-03-19 22:45
You win completely undeserved money, is what.So far, 2007 is proving to be one incredibly good year for me. This feels both long overdue and incredibly scary: I'm now waiting for the proverb… Read More
2007-03-12 22:08
Decisions have been made. Sacrifices even.There are around 400 books in this flat, about 320 of which are going to have be left behind to make space for other, more "important" stuff so I do… Read More
2007-03-04 23:50
Right. First things first. Honestly, I like old. And I don't like being bullied. And it does feel like I've just been bullied into updating to the new Blogger version. Which, by the by, look… Read More
2007-02-28 23:20
Got this from Jen (and she didn't even tag me, how weird am I?), who got it from Krissa, who got it from... funny, uh, memes start much the same way as epidemics. Hmmm.Right. Here it goes.It… Read More
2007-02-27 07:39
There it was - the ultimate proof that life had obviously chosen her as its personal scapegoat, the butt of all its practical jokes, its own life-size (no pun intended of course) punching ba… Read More
2007-02-21 08:31
Or, I think I'm gonna make out with George Clooney in the not-too-distant future - not sure.It's so typical - read so unbelievably annoying, yet so very flattering, while at the same time ve… Read More
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