I have, have to give a special shout out to my new TVBF (TV boyfriend), Ace Young, of Los Angeles by way of Colorado.
Ace is my top most favorite male contestant on the American Idol program this year. God bless him, he is a delicious-looking young man, and he can actually — wait for it — sing!
No shit.
Anyhow, I was on the phone with Kate while the American Idol program was on last night, but I paused in my conversation when Ace came on just so I could watch him sing George Michael’s “Father Figure” at the same time as the rest of the East Coast. I even made Kate turn it on so she could have the pleasure of watching him.
I must mention that Ace is pretty like a girl, but I just so happen to think that is fucking hot. He was, like, staring into the camera right through my top and he was singing the words, "I'll be your daddy," and I had six orgasms in succession, and I'm pretty sure I died for approximately 30 seconds, and I was so happy. Just...peaceful, you know?
And then The Seacrest — in perhaps his most brilliant ad lib ever — made Ace give a repeat performance of that look he did at the end of the song where it seemed as if he was staring at my naked body after doing all kinds of very unfatherly things to me and he looked at once hungry and disgusted. Which, I'm sorry, but there's nothing hotter than when a guy looks at you with eyes that say "you're filthy but I like it."
Pass me a tissue and call me a slut, because I loved every minute of this kid.
And I imagine I’d love every inch.
And, and, before you start calling me a dirty old lady, boyfriend’s not even jail bait! Yea! I mean, it remains to be seen whether he’s straight or not (don’t make me dissect “Father Figure” for you), but he’s a very respectable 25 years old.
Anyhow, I voted for Ace seven times: once for each orgasm and once for good measure. Pun intended.
All this, plus he doesn’t look like Rory Gilmore: [email protected]
Ace is my top most favorite male contestant on the American Idol program this year. God bless him, he is a delicious-looking young man, and he can actually — wait for it — sing!
No shit.
Anyhow, I was on the phone with Kate while the American Idol program was on last night, but I paused in my conversation when Ace came on just so I could watch him sing George Michael’s “Father Figure” at the same time as the rest of the East Coast. I even made Kate turn it on so she could have the pleasure of watching him.
I must mention that Ace is pretty like a girl, but I just so happen to think that is fucking hot. He was, like, staring into the camera right through my top and he was singing the words, "I'll be your daddy," and I had six orgasms in succession, and I'm pretty sure I died for approximately 30 seconds, and I was so happy. Just...peaceful, you know?
And then The Seacrest — in perhaps his most brilliant ad lib ever — made Ace give a repeat performance of that look he did at the end of the song where it seemed as if he was staring at my naked body after doing all kinds of very unfatherly things to me and he looked at once hungry and disgusted. Which, I'm sorry, but there's nothing hotter than when a guy looks at you with eyes that say "you're filthy but I like it."
Pass me a tissue and call me a slut, because I loved every minute of this kid.
And I imagine I’d love every inch.
And, and, before you start calling me a dirty old lady, boyfriend’s not even jail bait! Yea! I mean, it remains to be seen whether he’s straight or not (don’t make me dissect “Father Figure” for you), but he’s a very respectable 25 years old.
Anyhow, I voted for Ace seven times: once for each orgasm and once for good measure. Pun intended.
All this, plus he doesn’t look like Rory Gilmore: [email protected]
