Yesterday (2 days ago at the time of posing) was April Fools... I did nothing. I spend two months, every year, looking forward to April Fools. I plan things out, I budget, I sketch out diagrams. And then I wake up on April 2nd and realize: Wow. I did nothing for April Fools. Every single year, without fail. And then I'm disappointed, all day. I feel almost like I betrayed myself. But I'm determined to do something next year. This is my promise to you: nonexistent readers. I will do an April fools prank. And if I don't, every single one of my readers (Read: imaginary friends) will receive twenty US dollars. Promise. Plus, I can always just delete this if I forget to do a prank next year...