This time tomorrow, I will be a homeowner.

It's aiming to be one of the most exciting, thrilling, terrifying, paralyzing, euphoric, confusing, confounding, transformative moments in my life.

I almost feel like I'm turning into a grown-up!

In the face of such a huge, momentous event that is arriving from over the horizon at an alarming speed, allow me to distract myself with one of my favorite one-and-a-half minute songs of all time.



Ahhhhh, that's better. Now I feel relaxed again.

Bring on the paperwork!