Picks for Week 5:


Atlanta -2 1/2 over the Pats
Birds at home take this, as long as Vick plays. NE is hungry though, what with the Red Sox biting the dust and their backs up against the wall, if you can say that for week 5, pretty much for the first time in a long time. If Vick plays this will be a fun one to watch, bc the Dirty Birds are that good and NE is hurt, no Vick different story, gotta pick one though.


Miami +3 at Buffalo
Buffalo is bad, their only win came over the Texans.



Carolina -3 over the Cardinals
Carolina has lost two close games to New England and Miami, they should cover here, they are a much better team then the record shows with two 3 point losses.


Chicago +3 at Cleveland
This should be a grinder, the leagues 4th best D goes up against the Pounds 12th ranked Offense. Vice versa with the leagues 3rd worse D bumpin heads with an extremely inept Bears O.


Denver -7 at home against the Skins
Two teams that look good on the outside both being undefeated. The Skins have beat no one; squeaking against the Bears in one of the worst offensive games thus far minus Jets and Ravens games, and beating two severely mediocre teams in Dallas and Seattle. Denver however is playing hot and despite the fact I don't consider them a major contender, they are at home and will steamroll the racist team.


Ravens +1 1/2 on the road in Detroit
The Ravens offense sucks.....hard......Jamal Lewis might as well still be in jail because he aint done shit all year.....hopefully this changes for my fantasy teams sake. The only thing worse than the B More O is the Detroit O and we all know Baltimore can play defense. You're giving me points on this one...fuck....hopefully the D doesn't have to do all the work.


Packers -3 v. San Antonio Saints
Pack start 0-4, Favre tries his best on MNF to salvage a W throwin 4 tds, the Pack return to Lambeau and cover.


Tennessee +3 at the Texans
Carr has been sacked 20 times through 3 games, that's alot of time on your back, fuckin' slut Carr. Texans remain defeated.


Indy -15 at San Fran
This would be a tough one if it wasn't Indy......and the Niners. Manning matches if not exceeds last weeks performance.


Cincy +3 against the Jags
Am I reading this right, I'm getting three points on top of the 3rd rated offense in the NFL......on Sunday night?? I don't give a fuck what the Jags D is in ypg, 3rd, Chad Johnson and Carson Palmer look like Leinhart and Steve Smith.


Philly -3 at Dallas
You wanna see TO carve up the Dallas secondary.....you see the deep ball work when the Cowboys played the Raiders....wait til they line up against the best passing offense in the league.


Seattle +3 on the turf in the StL
This is a tough one to call, one of the tougher of the week in my eyes. The Rams have beat no one and lost to even more no ones. Seattle has the offense and some D deserving a 3-1 record instead of 2-2. What makes this tough is its on the turf in St Louis, we'll see.


Bucs -3 in NY against the J-E-T-S
The Jets have absolutely no offense and I don't see them getting the ball rollin' with the ol' man Vinny at the helm against the best D in the league.


Steelers +3 at San Diego
And finally MNF, this line will most likely change before the game but right now I have to go with the Steelers who add more health to an already tough rushing attack. The Chargers are hot coming off a big win in NE, this should hopefully be the best game of the week, maybe not the most entertaing but the best match up.