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Freestyle Rap Lyrics - Worst Song Ever

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Welcome back to my hip hop paradise. I gots 3 more old albums to review before I gets on to some newer ish. But my ipod shuffled to a mf'ing awful song today. This wack-tastic mess of a song was "Love Lockdown" by Kanye West. I decided I would tell y'all why it's such a goddamn disaster.

Now everybody is on Kanye's jock right now and I ain't a hater. Maybe I don't love his work as much as the rest of free world but he's a'ight. The remix he did of Kweli's "Get by" is all kinds of sick. One of my favorite songs ever actually. Somewhere along the line though Mr. West decided that he could throw anything onto a record - even if it sounded like Usher on wack ecstacy - and not only would it sell like crack, but it would be ill. He was only half right.

First, dude can't sing. Period. He is smart enough to realize this so he put all kinds of effects on his vocal track. But he's trying to be something he's not. He's pretending to be Usher or Justin Timberlake or some ish. Homeboy needs to stick to rapping and producing.

The other thing about this song is that the Lyrics are retarded. Kanye got huge because he wrote bomb lyrics. He didn't have great flow but he could make sick beats and he wrote solid lyrics. Stick to what you know, Kanye. He gots lines on this piece like "somewhere far from home, in the danger zone" and "so i keep it low, keep a secret code". What does this ish mean? Does Kanye even know? I get what homeboy is saying - he's got some secret love and it's on lockdown. I get it. But what's the secret code? And really, danger zone? That's like Top Gun ish.

But LOTS of songs have stupid lyrics, especially bull-ish R&B joints, so Kanye ain't alone on that one. But if someone can't sing, they usually don't get to make a goddamn record. But Kanye can make any record he wants. If he wants to sh*t out a stupid R&B joint even though he can't sing, it's cool cause he's Kanye West. So that's what he did. For f*cks sake, dude's a rapper, not goddamn Sinatra. And he KNOWS he can't sing or he wouldn't have needed all the vocal effects. Wack ass ish, Kanye West. So wack.

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OK, last thing. Kanye has more talent in his x-ray sunglasses than I have in my whole body. So who the hell am I? Good question I guess. I just know what I hear and the song I hear sucks ass from a straw.

I'm sure everybody reading this (if anybody is actually reading) will disagree and that's cool. Leave me comments about what a douchebag I am. I'm cool with it. Honestly I would be goddamn psyched. I know somebody out there agrees with me though.


Peace


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