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Re: Don't do it.

Hi, Akon!



I know we just talked yesterday and all, but I think I need to talk to you again.

Word is according to the SOHH Atlanta blog is that you're filming a reality show with your three wives.

Let's analyze this rumor about your decison to do this Reality show together, shall we?

  • This is not Senegal, stupid. We don't have a "family code" here. It's either monogamy, nothing, or being arrested because of polygamy. It's as simple as that.
  • No one will pick this show up for national television. Except for maybe A&E, if they ever need a follow-up on this special.
  • Speaking of, you were born an American citizen and you've lived here for a long time. Why claim you're solely from Senegal? I think this just might defuse your argument of "I'm Senegalese! I have the right to marry three wives because I'm from Senegal, yay!"
  • And don't give me that "I'm Muslim! I have the right!" excuse either. You can be a good Muslim and not have more than one wife.
I hope that clears up your problem.

Good luck escaping from the law in a few months!



Penny

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